In a stroke of brilliance, someone built a Zombie Gingerbread Church. It appears, on the forum where they posted, that it was a contest entry. I wish I had the ambition and creativity to dream something like this up. This is pure, unadulterated genius.
Zombie Gingerbread Church
As the last post of the year, nay the last post of this decade, I wanted to share one of my favorite videos from YouTube. I originally found it on Ectoplasmosis, but it was so awesome I felt the deep seated need to repost it. Enjoy!
From all I can gather, holding a gun sideways is a little street and a lot Hollywood. Slate covers this question with a slick bit of research. Apparently, people have been holding guns sideways for quite a long while, but it didn’t become truly popular until movies depicted side-gripping. Though, it seems efficient for using a machine gun to lay waste to a crowd. Read the Slate answer and see the image below.
Side-gripping a gun
A couple had sex so loud it caused their neighbor to suffer from sleep deprivation. Now, I’ve heard of moaners before, but this really takes the cake. Well done?
In November, Cartwright appealed against a noise abatement notice imposed in 2007, as well as the subsequent Asbo, which banned the couple from “shouting, screaming or vocalisation at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance”.
Her bid was rejected by Recorder Jeremy Freedman, who said: “It certainly was intrusive and constituted a statutory nuisance.
BBC: Noisy sex woman admits Asbo breach
I’m not entirely sure what to thing at the moment. On the one hand, this is amazing. This takes time, skill and patience like I may have never known. On the other hand, it’s really disconcerting to see someone with withered legs that can dance better than I ever could have on my best day. You be the judge.
Originally from Eliza Gauger’s tumblog
In the early eighties someone cooked up a new, scary kind of heroin. People would use this stuff and, over the course of days and multiple uses, they would stiffen and essentially become human statues. As if it weren’t weird enough, scientists uncovered what was happening by asking one victim who wrote his answers with hands stiffened to the point they would barely move. The up side? Scientists uncovered something about Parkinson’s.
Time published an article about this strange phenomenon
I was poking around looking for something to share with the intertubes. Lo and behold, Amazon came to the rescue. (Amazon???) I’m a relatively new bizarro style convert. I dig weird. I dig offbeat. I dig irreverent. Bizarro gives me all of those things. I’ve read commentary in the wild that states Carlton Mellick III is hyping bizarro as his own, personal endeavor. I think the critics are being unfair. There is some good stuff out there. Seriously. Honestly. Anyway, Mr. Mellick has churned out another one that sounds at least as interesting to me as the “Baby Jesus Butt Plug.” Meet “Adolf in Wonderland.”
Adolf in Wonderland
Side note: Warren Ellis just provided a link to a VERY REAL baby Jesus butt plug. I don’t make this shit up, I just share it.
You read it right. The Chinese had a brilliant idea, the ObaMao shirt. Now Zazzle, and hopefully someone else eventually, has them. I want one. Buy one and send it to me. It will make my day. It would probably make yours too.
The original Chinese one looked different, but I really like this Soviet propaganda look. It just strikes me right.
Obamao
The Obama Chia Head is here! All of you crazy Obama supporters and crazy afro-fiends, take a good look at your next purchase. This is available through “As Seen on TV.”
Obama Chia Head
A little poem was written as an ode to Thanksgiving at BlogODoom:
Mother bakes a pie.
Father preps the bird.
Relatives look on,
with reverence and reserve.Bill and Jill sneak away
making to the shed out back.
The dog noses near,
and awaits the time to attack.
Full Poem (NSFW)